la la la la la la
oh itty bitty titty girl where are you
oh itty bitty titty's our love was true
oh my itty bitty titty so young and so unused

now itty bitty titty plays a mean hopscotch
as she does her little ditty i can stare at her crotch
oh my itty bitty titty little queen of double dutch

now itty bitty titty girl where are you
oh itty bitty titty with those eyes so blue
oh i love how itty bitty titty's little blouse is so see through

::laughter::
shut up
::laughter::

so itty bitty titty now you're off to camp
well i bet those itty bitty undies still are damp
i'll be waiting for september in the playground outside your class

now itty bitty titty quit when i wasn't through
i found a place to keep her hid where nobody knew
and now my itty bitty titty lines up all of my afternoons

oh itty bitty titty as i came she blew
she doesn't hold a candle to our black (zoo zoo?)
as she clutches itty bitty titty
now we're three from two